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...I have many names, many of which most people don't think I know about and should probably not be put here. I don't want to offend anybody.
Name: Chris Ballard
Name after 10 drinks: Chrisssh Ballllarrrrrrrrrrd
Name after 20+ drinks: Batman, honestit'sme.
Occupation: Male model, Spy, Part-time Gigolo
Qualifications: Degrees in: Physics, Astronomy, French, Biology,
Biochemistry and Sex at several world-reknowned establishments.
Other Qualities: Compulsive Liar.
My name is Chris Ballard, and I'm 22 going on 22 and a bit. I live in Torquay, in Devon, which means that I'm miles away from anywhere where anything happens but at least I'll be in the sun. Occasionally. Not particularly warm sun, though.
One day I hope to achieve my lifelong ambition of actually having a life, but it seems unlikely at this stage. What the hell.
oooh, compulsory homepage ad part....go on, visit my homepage, you know you want to.